April Sale - 20% Off

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!