What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied: "Nein, Eleven."