What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

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Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.