Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

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When is it ok to snipe police officers?

As Dallast resort.

Why did the police officer smell?

Because he was on duty.