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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

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Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.