Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

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What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.