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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.