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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...