Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

How is she now?

She's fine. But the dog died.

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What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Why did the police officer smell?

Because he was on duty.