How is she now?

She's fine. But the dog died.

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What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

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Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.