How is she now?

She's fine. But the dog died.

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What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

How does Megatron get away with raw-dogging it?

Decepticondoms.

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How is she now?

She's fine. But the dog died.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.