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How is she now?

She's fine. But the dog died.

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

How does Megatron get away with raw-dogging it?

Decepticondoms.

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Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!