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How is she now?

She's fine. But the dog died.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE