How is she now?

She's fine. But the dog died.

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What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.