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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

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Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

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Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

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What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.