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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.