What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Bargain. Bargain who?

Bargain up the wrong tree!

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.