What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

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Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.

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What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.