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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.