What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!