What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

Knock knock. Who's there? Bargain. Bargain who?

Bargain up the wrong tree!