What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

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Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Bargain. Bargain who?

Bargain up the wrong tree!

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.