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Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?

Because the poor didn't have any!

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Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

What do you call Robin Hood's mother?

Mother Hood.