Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?

Because the poor didn't have any!

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

What do you call Robin Hood's mother?

Mother Hood.