Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?

Because the poor didn't have any!

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

What's Robin Hood's favourite font?

Sans Sheriff!