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How do fish go into business?

The start on a small scale!

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!