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Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.