Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.