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Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.