Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.