Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What does Debbie Reynolds sing in heaven?

Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s