Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.