Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

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Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while