Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

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What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!

Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna