Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis.

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

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What are the differences among a piano, a tuna, and super glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there