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Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!