Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

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Why did Eddie Vedder take the fiber supplements?

He needed to have an Even Flow.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.