Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!