What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

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What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?!