What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.