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What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

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What is a broken drum kit's favorite file format?

PDF puh-duh... ffffff

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

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What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay