What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.