Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

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What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.