Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Whats the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One's really heavy and the others a little lighter!

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Knock knock. Who's there? Adelia. Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.