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What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

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What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles