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What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

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Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.