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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How does The Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!