How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

Pretty good

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws