How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why cant orphans play baseball?

They cant find their home

Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf