Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
They have two left feet.
They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.
His first mate
She had harp failure.
Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
On a map!
Whittle by whittle.
They take the psychopath.
Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.
Spartify
Because he couldn't bark
Trees. They're quite shady.
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
Aw shucks!
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!