How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK