How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Tack Jokes More Tack Jokes

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.