How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Tack Jokes More Tack Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK