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How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

Proofreading.

Why do blondes like tilt steering?

More head room

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Tack Jokes More Tack Jokes

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.