What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!