What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

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Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

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What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

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Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!