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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

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Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.