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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Clone Jokes More Clone Jokes

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone