What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

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Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

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What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.