What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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What does Batman take in his beverages?

Just...ice.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone