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Clone Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

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Caucasian Jokes More Caucasian Jokes

What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?

Saltines.

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

End Jokes More End Jokes

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

W Jokes More W Jokes

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's the difference between U and I?

J

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.