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Clone Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

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Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What Chinese name means 'wolf'?

Hau Ling.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

Gene Jokes More Gene Jokes

How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase?

They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.