Clone Jokes

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

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W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people from the 1930's and /r/news jokes have in common?

They're both old.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

Flight Attendant Jokes More Flight Attendant Jokes

What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers

What do you call it when a flight attendant gets pregnant?

Pilot error.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land