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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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Who's there! Cain! Cain who?

Cain you tell!

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It doesn't just happen the once.

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Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

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What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

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What is the result?

A tie.

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The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.