Courtesy of my Uncle Rick
Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.
They both hate the French press
Thirdperson.
You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.