Why does everyone hate Will?

Courtesy of my Uncle Rick

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Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

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What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.