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Rick Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

Why does everyone hate Will?

Courtesy of my Uncle Rick

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What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

Carl Jokes More Carl Jokes

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

Hershey Jokes More Hershey Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What do you call transgender Hershey's chocolate?

Himshey's chocolate...

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

Whats does Copy pasta taste like?

The same

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Flick Jokes More Flick Jokes

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger