Rick Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

Why does everyone hate Will?

Courtesy of my Uncle Rick

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What did the cripple get for Christmas?

Wii Fit

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What do you call transgender Hershey's chocolate?

Himshey's chocolate...

Copy Jokes More Copy Jokes

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an