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Rick Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

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What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

Why does everyone hate Will?

Courtesy of my Uncle Rick

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Carl Jokes More Carl Jokes

What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

Which one is the Irishman?

The one on the motorbike.

How do you know it was an Irishman?

Because I had to help him.....

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

Offspre Jokes More Offspre Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.