Rick Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

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What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

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Morty Jokes More Morty Jokes

What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Ostrich Jokes More Ostrich Jokes

What do you call the offspring of Rick Ross and an Ostrich?

RickRosstrich.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Rick Astley Jokes More Rick Astley Jokes

What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.