What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".