What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

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Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

What makes for a good first date?

NOT MOVIES

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Why does everyone hate Will?

Courtesy of my Uncle Rick

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

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What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one