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What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

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What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

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What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.