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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.