What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

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Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

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What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.