An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one
He's never gonna give you Up.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
A buffa
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
Thanks for the handy cap.
Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
He won't ever give you *Up*.
You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
GtOnly if you go aks your mother.
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
Taking out a provoloan
Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
He lost it.
You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.
The bear hug!
Wait for him to give it back.
A handy-cap
They both exaggerate the length.
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
It was happy hour.
The fun guy
Because it needs bailing out.
An ATM machine
Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"
A Rug's Life.
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
A teabag stays in the cup longer...
The wheelchair
His wheelchair.
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!
Take their little stones and brooms away!
