Borrow Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

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What's it called when you borrow cheese from a friend?

Taking out a provoloan

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

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You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

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Because his mind was always on a pellet.

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What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

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What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

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What's the most useful type of hat?

A handy-cap

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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What is Black, White and Red all over?

My English Monologue Draft...

What do English pirates call each other?

M80