Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

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Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

Fur-niture.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.