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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

He Apollo-gized.

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

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What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it