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How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that.

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How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

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What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!