How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that.

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What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

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Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

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Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'