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What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that.

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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

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What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.