What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that.

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Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.