What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree?

I'd tap that.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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Where is the water main?

So I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.