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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.