What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!