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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.