What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

Don't look I'm changing!!

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad