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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

The tender ones (Badum Tss)

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.