What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!