What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster?

The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

France Jokes More France Jokes

What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Jar Jokes More Jar Jokes

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?

Cheez Waz.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.