What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What is the bounciest place in France?

The dordogne.

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

Mayonnaise Jokes More Mayonnaise Jokes

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.