How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

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What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

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Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

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What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Soul Singer Jokes More Soul Singer Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer?

Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

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How do you summon a wizard taxi?

CABRACADABRA!

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.