How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

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What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.