How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck sing soul music?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.