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How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.