Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Head Russian...
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
You don't. You get down from a duck.
Cause they be quacking jokes
Nothing, trees can't talk!
So the Germans can march in the shade
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer
Vultures attack first, when you are dead.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers.
CABRACADABRA!
