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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

Tenish.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a R&B Soul artist?

Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz?

Get to the back of the oven...

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.