Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

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Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees