Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

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Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

University Jokes More University Jokes

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.