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Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

A 2nd born.

How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda