Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

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Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.