To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
The mycollege.
Fel-osophy
It already has at least hundred degrees
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
Can I have fries with that please?
SUNY
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
None attended the University of Miami.
YAAAAAAAAALE
Hippocampus!
He's too bright.
University of Brighton
It's already got thousands of degrees.
The University of Minnesoda
At the university.
He had no body to go with.
I think you're condensating for something.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"
They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)
Because all of the fans left.
Because flashing gives them seizures.
FLASH... AAAHHHHHHHH. Its the language of the universe...
Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*
Green Baes
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
They are both generators (jenner-rater)
Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
Depends on which country they're from.
