To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
The mycollege.
Fel-osophy
It already has at least hundred degrees
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
Can I have fries with that please?
SUNY
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
None attended the University of Miami.
YAAAAAAAAALE
Hippocampus!
He's too bright.
University of Brighton
It's already got thousands of degrees.
The University of Minnesoda
At the university.
His grades were below sea level
All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.
Because he was hydra-phobic.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!
He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
A refund.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Because he's Autistic.
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
A Julius Seizure.
There were too many vets.
Anglican.
Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "
