University Jokes

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

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What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

What university did Lil Jon go to?

YAAAAAAAAALE

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY!!

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Becau

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Where did the Fonz go for his drinking problem?

A-AAAAAAYYYYYYYY

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

Brighton Jokes More Brighton Jokes

Who's there! Brighton! Brighton who?

Brighton-der the light of the moon!

What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton

Refund Jokes More Refund Jokes

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A refund.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.