Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

University Jokes More University Jokes

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

What subject did the Warlock major in at University?

Fel-osophy