Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

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Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

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What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.