Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

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What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

How is Rock School going dear?

It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind.

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What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.