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Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

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What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

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Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.