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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

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What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

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What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.