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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are gorillas so noisy?

They were raised in a zoo!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Haram Bae Jokes More Haram Bae Jokes

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.