What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

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How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

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How do programmers say 'I love you!'?

You are my MSB.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

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How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae