What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

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What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord?

A silverbach.

What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons?

Kong-fu

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What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae