What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

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What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.