What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Previous Random Joke Next
Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is

Actual Joke Jokes More Actual Joke Jokes

Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.