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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active French armed forces.

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.