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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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Bob

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With a crowbar.

What do a man and a rubix cube have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

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Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

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What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

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Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar?

Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.