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Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you get a man who has everything?

Storage

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What should you buy if your hair falls out?

A good vacuum cleaner!

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

What is a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!