Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!