Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.