What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

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What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.