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What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.