How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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What's a Russian's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

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What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Russian People Jokes More Russian People Jokes

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.