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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

Russian

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Russian People Jokes More Russian People Jokes

Who was saved?

The Russian people

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.