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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What noise does a Russian Sheep make?

It Blyats.

What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know... I've got nothing.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

Russian People Jokes More Russian People Jokes

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.