Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.