Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

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What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Guide Jokes More Guide Jokes

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.