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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.