Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!