Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

What do you call not wanting to reminisce?

No-stalgia.

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Who's there! Becker! Becker who?

Becker the devil you know!

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Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop?

To get some soles!

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.