Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

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Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

Why does the devil get such a bad rap?

Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide...

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What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles