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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.

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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

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What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

Why are gingers' feet so rough?

Because they have no soles