Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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What does an Ent want?

A bad birch.

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

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How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.