Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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Why should you never buy Ukrainian underwear?

Chernobyl fallout.

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

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What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

Why are gingers' feet so rough?

Because they have no soles