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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

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What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

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Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Who's there! Becker! Becker who?

Becker the devil you know!

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Why are gingers' feet so rough?

Because they have no soles

Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop?

To get some soles!