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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

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What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.