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Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.