Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.