What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.