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What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

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Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.