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What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

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What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

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When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)