What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

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What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!