What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March