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Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

Ghost buzzards

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.