Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

Ghost buzzards

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What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.

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What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.