Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

Ghost buzzards

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What do French fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What did the mountain say to the desert?

You're hot

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why did the shark swim in circles?

He had a nosebleed.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.