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Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

Ghost buzzards

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge