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Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

Ghost buzzards

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)