They like horsin' around.
Because it's pointless.
Ghost buzzards
Nail the other hand to the floor.
Because they had a point
She wasn't edgy enough!
Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!
A round of applause...because they all have the clap.
Because there is no point!
2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)
Cause he kept going in circles...
The purr-rimiter.
Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.
A circle, eh.
NASCOW
Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
In a circle.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Because there was no point.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
Groanhenge
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
Pin its other hand to the ground.
Stop going in circles and get to the point.
It had a bleed on its tail fin.
He had a nosebleed.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Because it's harder to run in squares.
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
A spider
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
Should we walk home or take a dog
One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.
Fish are cool
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.
Milk and Bookies.
He took the rhombus.
Because they die in them.
Jock itch.
Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.
