They like horsin' around.
Because it's pointless.
Ghost buzzards
Nail the other hand to the floor.
Because they had a point
She wasn't edgy enough!
Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!
A round of applause...because they all have the clap.
Because there is no point!
2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)
Cause he kept going in circles...
The purr-rimiter.
Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.
A circle, eh.
NASCOW
Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
In a circle.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Because there was no point.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
Groanhenge
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)
Driver: I was just going for a little spin.
Pin its other hand to the ground.
Stop going in circles and get to the point.
It had a bleed on its tail fin.
He had a nosebleed.
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Because it's harder to run in squares.
Don't pay the water bill.
Hamburger!
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
Your mom is funny.
Because they could only draw guns.
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
He took the rhombus.
He took the rhombus
They're usually the elephant in the room
I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point
Rated movies
Rated movies.
Tppppthh...."spit sound"
Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.
