Groanhenge
On the front page of reddit.
A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.
Because Mace Windu nuffin
Karma. (Please forgive me)
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!