LANscaping.
Groanhenge
Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.
Once is not enough.
I want a divorce
Through the windu!
Na 'ma ste
His right to human arms
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
On your Marx, get set, go!
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Mary had a little LAN
5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives