Arrange Jokes

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

India Jokes More India Jokes

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

Arrange Marriage Jokes More Arrange Marriage Jokes

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

Arrange Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Your Age Is Only Math

What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network?

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

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