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Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist?

The smell of their fingers.

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What's another name for a Dentists?

A filling station!

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Cavity Jokes More Cavity Jokes

What did the blonde's dentist find?

Teeth in the cavity.

Why was the Icelandic football player called into his manager's office?

He had a cavity.