Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs