Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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What do you call a married cougar?

A cheetah.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs