Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.