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Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Who's there! Adelia! Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.