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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

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Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

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What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

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Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.