Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Previous Random Joke Next

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why is Africa hot?

Because of dat Djibouti.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.