Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

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Who has the best website in the jungle?

The Onlion King.

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.