Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

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What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

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Why did the CS major quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.