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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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What do you do with a wombat?

You play wom with it.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

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How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

Why did the CS major quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.