Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

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What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

What does an existentialist bully say?

Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!