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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

How do programmers get a sixpack?

Int abs = new int23

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.