Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

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Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.