Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

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What's a tree's favourite composer called?

Bach

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

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What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.