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Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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What do you call a starving artist from 17th Century England?

Baroque

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.