Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

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What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

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How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach