Bach Jokes

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.

What's a tree's favourite composer called?

Bach

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Who's there! Bach! Bach who?

Bach to work!

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Jesus may actually return some day.

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They put two twins together to make a king.

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.