Bach Jokes

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.

What's a tree's favourite composer called?

Bach

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

Who's there! Bach! Bach who?

Bach to work!

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

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Because he had Bach problems

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

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Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

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A pair of Re-bachs.

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again