What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

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What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.