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What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"